Friday 02/12/2021: What’s a Henway?

Hello everyone,

I like dad jokes. Stopped by the post office and asked if there were any restrictions on shipping a henway? Then stop at grocery store and asked what vegetable pairs well with a henway? Then asked a woman can I wear a henway with a scarf? They all asked “What’s a henway?” To all, I reply with straight face, “Ohh, 3 or 4 pounds.”

Life is short and God is good. God asks us to love and enjoy him forever. The second half of the commandment is love your neighbor. I choose to love my neighbor by spreading dad jokes. Either the people love to hear my dad joke or they love when I leave them after telling the dad joke. Whichever camp you are in, love God and enjoy him forever.

Some of my favorite dad jokes:

Cashier: Would you like your milk in the bag.

Me: No, it taste better out of the bottle and not as messy carrying it home.

Wife: Have you seen the dog bowl?

Me: Didn’t know she knew how, does she need a special bowling ball for it.

Wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I am in trouble because she cannot read it.

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Me: What are my choices?”

Wife: Yes or no.

I told my wife she was painting her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

If you have read any of my books, please leave a review on Goodreads and Amazon. The Fighting son has been out for two weeks and The Genuine Daughter is 99 cents starting Sunday for one week.

God bless,

Danny Mac

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